Okay. I realize that a lot of people THINK they know who Calvin and Jake are. But from what I understand, nobody has any solid evidence. Well, we have a confirmed sighting of "Jake". When I say "confirmed", I mean it's the closest we've ever been. I realize we can never be 100% sure of this stuff, but this is more detail than we've ever had before.
This sighting comes from a girl who wants to remain anonymous because she can get in trouble for revealing this information. I will post excerpts from her story. I will need to make a few cosmetic changes to her story to protect her identity, but the main points will be unaltered:
"Hi, okay, glad you updated your email. So I'm totally sure that you get stories like this all the time. But I am 110% being serious. So I work at Carl's Jr in Layton, Utah. Last week sometime around three o'clock I was working the counter and I was helping the drive through, too. I handed a drink out to this guy in a car. I didn’t think anything of it right, because I see people all day everyday. I barely paid attention to him.
The girl working the drive turns to me and said, “I wonder what this guys company does, it's called Mormon Bachelor Pad.” I almost fell over right there!!!!!!!! I looked out the window to try and get a good look at him but he drove away. I looked out the window to try and get a license plate or something but he drove away too fast. He used a debit card to pay for his meal that said MORMON BACHELOR PAD on it. I still have it. OMG!!! I was freaking out to the max!
I know it has to be one of the guys. I know it. So I will tell you all about him. This guy was young. He had real messy hair like he just woke up. He had a scruffy face like he did not shave that day, like they say Jake does never does. His car was white with 4 doors. Our cook said he thought it was a Ford. He had blue eyes and had white headphones in his ears. I think he looked kind of like a young looking Josh Duhamel but I just watched the Rome movie so maybe that’s why. He looked cute, too. Very cute even for guy who looked totally like he just woke up that very minute. I am dying and looking for him every day to come back into our work or to drive up.
Jake said his new job stops at 3 so it’s like a perfect time for him to stop for a burger. Oh and he ordered a Jalapeno burger with no cheese, I think. And a chocolate milk shake. I think that if enough of these things happen you are right we will find them. It had to be a one of them. I think Jake. It freaking was totally him this guy was way to young to be a attorney or whatever."
So, it appears we have quite a few details now. I thought about leaving out the part about the debit card cause I didn't want to scare them into never using it again, but then I thought the story wasn't as believable without that detail.
I guess we're one step closer everyone. Keep it up.
Oh, one last thing. I have been able to confirm that he used a card that said Mormon Bachelor Pad on it, but I can't tell you how. I'll see if I can get permission to post the proof, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble.