Okay. I realize that a lot of people THINK they know who Calvin and Jake are. But from what I understand, nobody has any solid evidence. Well, we have a confirmed sighting of "Jake". When I say "confirmed", I mean it's the closest we've ever been. I realize we can never be 100% sure of this stuff, but this is more detail than we've ever had before.
This sighting comes from a girl who wants to remain anonymous because she can get in trouble for revealing this information. I will post excerpts from her story. I will need to make a few cosmetic changes to her story to protect her identity, but the main points will be unaltered:
"Hi, okay, glad you updated your email. So I'm totally sure that you get stories like this all the time. But I am 110% being serious. So I work at Carl's Jr in Layton, Utah. Last week sometime around three o'clock I was working the counter and I was helping the drive through, too. I handed a drink out to this guy in a car. I didn’t think anything of it right, because I see people all day everyday. I barely paid attention to him.
The girl working the drive turns to me and said, “I wonder what this guys company does, it's called Mormon Bachelor Pad.” I almost fell over right there!!!!!!!! I looked out the window to try and get a good look at him but he drove away. I looked out the window to try and get a license plate or something but he drove away too fast. He used a debit card to pay for his meal that said MORMON BACHELOR PAD on it. I still have it. OMG!!! I was freaking out to the max!
I know it has to be one of the guys. I know it. So I will tell you all about him. This guy was young. He had real messy hair like he just woke up. He had a scruffy face like he did not shave that day, like they say Jake does never does. His car was white with 4 doors. Our cook said he thought it was a Ford. He had blue eyes and had white headphones in his ears. I think he looked kind of like a young looking Josh Duhamel but I just watched the Rome movie so maybe that’s why. He looked cute, too. Very cute even for guy who looked totally like he just woke up that very minute. I am dying and looking for him every day to come back into our work or to drive up.
Jake said his new job stops at 3 so it’s like a perfect time for him to stop for a burger. Oh and he ordered a Jalapeno burger with no cheese, I think. And a chocolate milk shake. I think that if enough of these things happen you are right we will find them. It had to be a one of them. I think Jake. It freaking was totally him this guy was way to young to be a attorney or whatever."
So, it appears we have quite a few details now. I thought about leaving out the part about the debit card cause I didn't want to scare them into never using it again, but then I thought the story wasn't as believable without that detail.
I guess we're one step closer everyone. Keep it up.
Oh, one last thing. I have been able to confirm that he used a card that said Mormon Bachelor Pad on it, but I can't tell you how. I'll see if I can get permission to post the proof, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble.
With my brains and everyone else's information... I'll make as many people as possible look like complete morons!
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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oh and if he looks like the hot guy from When in Rome, I may have to divorce and join the force in finding Jake.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm....these guys have taken this little blog thing too far. Who else do we know that has a lawyer, debit card, etc for THEIR blog. I know I don't, however I think maybe I should get one... I could write alot of things off if I did that. Ugh. So chances are he's hott? FRICK! That makes me not want to hate him! I <3 Jake
ReplyDeleteWhy would they have a credit card with Mormon Bachelor Pad on it? You have to be a corporation or LLC to get a business credit card and I doubt they would dish out the money for that. Or find a financial backer for that matter....I don't think this story is real.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm thinking they're probably higher than 'slightly above average' on the looks scale. Remember how Calvin met Marie. She was checking him out at the cinema, wouldn't keep her eyes off him? As a slightly above average looking guy myself, I can tell you that doesn't happen a whole lot because you're really funny or have a great personality.
ReplyDeletelisa sanders = kristy earl. facebook her
ReplyDeleteJust wondering, why do you want to find out who Jake and Calvin really are?
ReplyDeleteAlso, what will you do with that information when you find them out?
What a dimwit. Using this card is reckless to say the least. I find that especially funny because it looks like they are pretty smart guys. Here is a small amount of research I have done, took 4 minutes (It took me another 8 minutes to write this, 12 minutes spent on blog stalking... I need a life.) of research double check.
ReplyDeleteIf you go to:
https://secure.utah.gov/osbr-user/user/welcome.html
You can set up your own business and get a tax ID with the IRS for between $22 and $52. No attorney required.
However
If you go to:
https://secure.utah.gov/bes/action
You can search the name of their business, and it is found and there. It's public record.
The Mormon Bachelor Pad, LLC registered agent is listed as Michael Bringhurst. Who is an attorney in Salt Lake which works at the Law Office of Cooper and Bringhurst. (As mentioned in the previous post.) I'm not sure how old he is, but a Google listing (I did not verify it.) lists him graduating Law School at the U of U in 1997. So you could surmise (Pending he is also a Mormon, served a mission, and took the usual 7-8 years to complete his degree) that he is 40-45 years old.
If it wasn't for this sighting and the MG sleepover, I'd say he wrote the blog. That would verify the 40 year old man theory. However, that would be one foolish attorney if he was trying to stay anonymous. In any case, it appears that at least this "young looking Josh Duhamel" does in fact have a business, an attorney fronting that business, and an affinity for spicy grease.
Um... would the proof you have be the reciept the girl claims to have?
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think she is Kristy Earl?
ReplyDeleteSanders already knows about the blog though, why would she give you any info?
ReplyDeletewhy don't you tell the carl's jr. workers to go to the link posted in the comments of Jake's obsessed with go-go dancer post. The link takes you to pictures from the concert he said he was at and see if she can spot him in any of the pictures.
ReplyDeleteI was on G chat with Jake and he said Sanders didn't know he wrote the blog. He said she gave him a good scare, but that he could read her pretty well and that he was sure she didn't suspect him.
ReplyDeleteJust an FYI.
...cause it is kristy earl
ReplyDeleteKristy Earl's facebook is private. And says she graduated BYU in 04. Is she really that old? Sanders must be clueless if she didn't get that he was talking about her in those blog posts. He is pretty descriptive about their activities. I bet she doesn't want him to know that she knows and I'm sure she is very good at playing Jake's game.
ReplyDeleteHey kids, get a life.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Jake said she was a bit older but I think he meant around 28 or 29. So I guess she could have graduated in 2004. She does look sporty...and I think he said she was sporty once.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! This blog is hilarious! Best of luck to finding out who the elusive Calvin and Jake are. I'll be excited when you do. :)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 2:08:
ReplyDelete"Hey Kids, get a life" ????
why are you here again????
This blog is so funny. It kinda cracks me up that you are trying so hard to find out who these guys are and can't. I found out who they were by mistake. I'm really hoping they stay anonymous though. I don't think they would keep blogging if they were found out.
ReplyDeletedid anyone else notice that it said ireland on her shirt?
ReplyDeleteI have a sneaking suspicion that my friend is Calvin. My suspicions are driven by but are not limmited to examples 1-7.
ReplyDelete1. They have the same exact sense of Humor. Said friend has a blog and i swear that they are written by the same person (well my friend's might be slightly funnier). 2) he's self centered, in the same ways that Calvin is. 3) The way that he talked to that girl in his class...that IS my friend I swear! 4) He's shallow. 5) The baby gazelle, I'm pretty sure that we have discussed girls in animal analogies before. He changed the species of the animals probably so i wouldn't figure it out (nice try). 6) the story about the m&ms I have witnessed the aftermath of it first hand. 7) There is a post where Calvin talks about how if some girl weren't easy he would lose interest because he's too lazy to work for her. I know for a FACT that my friend and i have talked about this before and he used the SAME exact wording. Just trust me on this one, I think I know who calvin is.
How did you accidently find out?...just curious..Im not even from Utah so it wouldn't matter to me but i think its crazy how popular they have gotten and how they have turned it into a business
ReplyDeleteDuh, it's Carmen San Diego's job to find out who these guys are. I think it's fun joining along...wouldn't that be awesome if we did find out who they were though, by clues. I'm pretty sure I could get a job with the FBI if I found out who Calvin and Jake are. I'll put it on my resume. ha ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteShe really does have an Ireland shirt! And that is the mission she supossedly went on!
ReplyDeleteI don't think this Kristy Earl girl is Sanders...because if you look up Kristy Earl Lacey I'm pretty sure it's the exact same girl but she is married she probable just made a new fb page. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteThis girl said she saw the guys from the MBP... you should ask her.
ReplyDeletehttp://callieann-callieann.blogspot.com/2009/12/celebrity-siting.html
The attorney is probably one of their Dad's or older brothers I am guessing that is probably just helping them out.
ReplyDeleteOkay so, I looked at Kristy Earl's facebook and searched for the names from this comment on MBP: "it will be impossible to stay anonymous. You've already shared way too much info.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are one of these guys or they would know
David Bruce, Brian Early, Jared Kinnard, Joseph Rowley, Michael Rushworth.
If I cared who you were I could look these guys up on facebook and figure it out."
She is friends with "Brian James Earley"
"Jared Kinnard" and "Michael Rushworth"
What does this mean, who are these people?
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/mike-bringhurst/10/90b/39
ReplyDeleteAnyone know how to access the "connections" portion and see who he is connected to?
I'm friends with 2 guys that Kristy is friends with on FB...Brian Early, and another guy. That would be too weird if it was Brian Early...i totally know him--and he did serve his mission in Ireland, these facts are freaking me out. It would just be too weird!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous 4:05
ReplyDeleteThose are all names from the Dublin Mission of people who served in Dublin during the time frame that Jake says he served. Kristy Earl served in Dublin, so it makes sense she'd be friends with those guys.
That's assuming they MBP actually did serve in Dublin.
Kristy Earl has a facebook friend named "Sandra Landers"
ReplyDeleteLove it! Good luck!!
ReplyDeleteFYI Kristy Earl has the same mutual friends as I do as the Kristy Earl Lacey, totally same girl